| 007. The King's Ball |
[May 03, 2009 // 6:52pm] |
[Private to The Bitch Squad]
I'm throwing Joey a birthday celebration this Friday, so of course I'll need my committee to assist me. I'm thinking costume party with a playboy mansion theme.
[Private to Tristan & Austin]
If I give you my puppy face, would the two of you do me a favor?
[Private to Christian]
Do you do private parties?
[Private to Joey]
I'm putting a reservation on you for this Friday.
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| 006. The Ravening |
[April 28, 2009 // 9:18pm] |
It's a shame about Number 74 falling down those stairs and breaking his arms like that. I hope the football team won't be short handed without him.
[Private to Darla & Glory]
I can barely sleep at night knowing that poor Glory had to endure the fact that her brother is dating that human reject Joey calls a sister. So I've decided that we'll give her a good stern talking to at the dance tonight. Bring a pair of sissors Glory, darling.
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| 006. The Fenris Wolf, Unfettered |
[April 21, 2009 // 2:57pm] |
[Private to Darla]
I won't be at school for the next two days, but we'll be taking on a few projects when I get back.
The issue of Christian Lindall asking Adelaide to the dance, for example. He's not quite elite, but he's high enough that I don't think I'm interested in throwing him to the dogs. Evangeline has been getting a bit uppity as well. We're going to remind her that just because her brother is paradigm's king, that doesn't make the irritating little bitch a princess. And I have plans for the little fruit fly as well, but those are much more involved. To put it simply, that sunshine disposition of hers makes me ever so slightly nauseous, so I think dealing with her should get extra special time and attention to detail.
Also, I'm going to need an alibi for Thursday afternoon. Something parental-level air tight and not the casual bullshit we use for the administration.
[Private to Bianca]
Thursday at 5:00 PM. Meet me on the school roof. Since you ran and tattled to daddy he's making me give back your toy and I'm not interested in being seen giving you anything in public. And I sure as hell don't want you coming anywhere near my house to pick it up.
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| 005. English Assignment #2 |
[April 20, 2009 // 1:02pm] |
Hear me now and don't forget
I'm not the man my actions would suggest
Ladies, let me tell you about myself
I got a dick for a brain
And my brain is gonna sell my ass to you
The Song: Debonair Be Sweet by The Afghan Whigs
First Hearing: December 25th, 2008. On the car ride back from a Christmas party in Brooklyn.
What It Means & Why I Like: Since the answer to both are the same. It is an extremely interesting insight into the inner workings of the male psyche (don't deny it gentlemen). And not the mild, warm and fuzzy portion of the psyche, but the blunt and animalistic aspect. T put it simply, The Afghan Whigs put the dirtiest aspects of the sex-driven mind into poetically sensual lyrics and it's absolute art.
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| 004. Cheshire Cat Smiles |
[April 11, 2009 // 3:11am] |
I found someone's earing on the gymnasium floor today. Do be careful with your jewelry in gym, ladies. It might get stepped on and we wouldn't want anyone getting hurt.
[Private to Kat]
Darla and I feel terrible about what happened in gym class! Someone told us the most vicious bit of gossip about you nasty things about us behind our backs and it upset Darla just so much. And her temper is positivly awful when she's hurt. Of course we found out afterwards that it was just a nasty little lie and now she's beside herself with guilt. You'll forgive us for believing all those he said, she saids won't you?
[Private to Darla]
Have I told you recently that you are my very best friend?
[Private to Darla & Summer]
I'm in such a good mood. I booked an entire day at the spa for the three of us on Friday. It'll be a nice preparation for Tristan's party.
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| 003. Slow Days |
[March 22, 2009 // 12:35am] |
I hate Sundays.
[Private to Summer]
You did a brilliant job at the game. But you know who was less fantastic? That girl on the squad with the curly black hair. Is she new or something?
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| 002. English Assignment #1 |
[March 18, 2009 // 8:30pm] |
THE QUOTE: "Catholicism is not a soothing religion. It's a painful religion. We're all gluttons for punishment." ~ Madonna
THE MEANING: Reference to the rigid mandates surrounding faith. The list of sins and can'ts is longer than the one of the rewards amssed for good behavior. Eventually the issue of punishment overshadows the supposed comfort of an Almighty and divine paradise. In short; "Don't do this this that. Blah blah blah. Sin sin sin eternal death."
OPINION: Agree. Also don't think it should be limited to Catholicism. Most organized religions have made so many aspects of life taboo that it's almost sadistic; Judaism, Christianity, Buddhism--
I'm currently looking into Shinto.
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